Misjudge

It’s possible to misjudge spelling bees.
Last week, Bob Costas Elementary held their annual spelling bee, and when the kids asked for the words to be used in a sentence, the judge kept shouting the word and then “I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!”
It really scared the little fuckers.
Especially when the word was hamster, because Miss Donegal’s class had a pet hamster, and the judge demanded that the kids get it and carry out the sentence.
The kitchen ladies refused to let them use any cutlery, but the Art Department had a paper chopper.
This is why we homeschool.

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