I think back to my younger days at the dance hall.
When the music began, there was no keeping Sally off of the dance floor.
Yes, I know that she’s a Baptist, and Baptists aren’t allowed to dance.
But she didn’t go out on to the dance floor to dance.
She went out there to harass the dancers and shout “YOU’RE ALL GOING TO HELL!”
When the band took requests, people asked them to hit Sally with a trumpet or a guitar.
And they did. Maybe a little too hard.
These days, Sally tends to sit quietly, drooling a little.