Not so fantastic

I don’t know about you, but I don’t think the Fantastic Four is all that fantastic.
The invisible girl never shows up to appointments. Sure, she’s always on time, but she never shows up. Because she’s invisible.
The stretching guy not only stretches his limbs, but stretches all his stories out to bore everyone at parties. And he stretches the truth when he tells them. Can’t trust a thing he says.
The guy made out of rocks has rocks in his head. Can’t remember anything you tell him.
And the guy on fire? I dare you to shake his hand.