Hey, ynow what’s really cool to wake up to?
The beautiful, delicious smell of chili.
I love chili, dude, so when I smell it, I’m wide awake right then and there.
It’s so much better than a buzzer or music or bright lights because all I did then was hit the snooze bar.
There’s no hitting the snooze bar when the air is full of the sweet aroma of five-alarm chili.
And when you lean over to take out that spoon to taste it, well, you’re up and running to the bathroom to put out that fire in your mouth.