How Do You Write 100 Word Stories #26

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Some say an author must speak the truth. I say are you craze, if I wrote down half the stuff I’ve seen I’d be dead by morning and the pack with pitch folk and torches would be my immediate family. Lie, makeup stuff and bury anything some idiot family member thought was cute. I’m amazed in spite of amply warning my brother in law will leap over a river of fire to share something I know for a fact would: MAKE HIM LOOK STUPID. One day I’m just going to put in a book, name names and move to Paraguay