Odd Coke

Do you prefer Coke in a bottle, can, 2-liter plastic container, or on tap?
Dr. Odd doesn’t like it from any of those.
So, he mixes it himself in his lab.
It wasn’t hard for him to figure out the formula. He is a mad scientist, after all.
The hard part was finding the one planet in the universe with oceans of that exact formula.
A tiny wormhole brings him the syrup, and it mixes with carbonated water from another wormhole dispenser.
The Jack Daniels, he adds from the bottle.
Because the only place you can get that is Earth.