It’s not every day you see a unicorn. They’re an endangered species.
Just my luck, I’m looking at one through my rifle scope.
It’s standing between me and the deer I’ve been tracking.
It knows it’s in my way. It’s doing this to piss me off.
It’s taunting me. Daring me to shoot.
I unchambered the round and lowered my rifle.
Bastard.
That’s then the unicorn charged.
I tried to raise my rifle and fire at the beast, but the son of a bitch gored me and threw me into the thicket.
No wonder why these nasty fuckers are endangered.