Ever been in a water balloon fight?
Buy a bag of balloons, fill them with water, fill up a pillowcase, and start throwing them at everyone else?
It’s fun. And a great way to keep cool in the summer.
But not fun on the bus. Or the subway. Or on a plane.
Still, I buy the balloons, and fill them up.
But I fill them with urine.
I get on the Lexington Avenue line, and wait for the train to fill up with suits.
“Next stop, Wall Street,” the voice announces.
I reach into my pillowcase, grin, and begin throwing.