George the Career Seeker

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
A career guidance counselor tried to help him explore other options.
“Perhaps instead of piracy, you could explore the many related careers around it?”
He helped George build a chart: shipbuilding, sailmaking, weapons forging, gunsmithing.
There were so many jobs indirectly related to piracy.
“There are so many things I could do instead of being a pirate, but still stay in the pirate industry,” said George. “I’ll think about it.”
He then proceeded to loot and pillage the guidance counselor’s office.
“Sorry,” said George. “Nothing personal, it’s only business.”

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