Andrew was fascinated by Santa Claus.
After decades of research, one thing he could never answer was: what was Mrs. Claus’ name?
While out hiking in Norway, he came across a strange cave.
It was warm and green inside, populated by tiny people, singing happily, building toys.
All watched over by the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.
“Niobe,” said a voice, and Andrew turned to face an ancient man with a long white beard.
“Which makes you… Merlin,” said Andrew.
The ancient wizard smiled. “And I can’t let you leave.”
Meat made the elves work harder and sing happier.