It’s tradition to leave out a plate of cookies and a glass of milk for Santa.
Where this tradition began, I’m not sure, but leave it to consumerism and capitalism to exploit the shit out of it.
Cookie companies buy a lot of advertisement space to make people think that they’re Santa’s favorite cookie.
From the size of Santa, they’re probably all right.
That big fat pig will eat just about anything.
Except for a salad, maybe.
One vegan company claims that Santa prefers soy milk to regular milk. Their soy milk, obviously.
But not even Santa drinks that crap.