Did you hear the news about Dr. Blake?
You didn’t? That’s odd. It’s all over the news.
Top story everywhere.
Even on the Walter Smith Channel.
You know, the channel that’s dedicated to news about Walter Smith.
But this one time, they went with news about someone other than Walter Smith.
That’s how important it was.
“Coming up, our top story: Dr. Blake.” the anchor said.
Then they cut to a commercial.
Instead of telling us what’s so important, they tease it.
And then it turns out to be nothing.
This is why I read the Walter Smith newspaper instead.