New microwave

We bought a new microwave.
The old one was okay, but it’s twenty years old and lower-wattage.
And all the food out there is for higher-wattage microwaves.
The beeps are quieter, too.
It’s easier to clean.
Just wipe with a paper towel.
Of course, the old one was easy to clean, too.
Until I missed a week of cleaning it.
And another.
Then, the caked-on grunge wasn’t so easy to clean anymore.
Instead of cleaning it, I got a new microwave.
What? You want me to clean the car?
Maybe it’s time that I should get a new car, too.