My girlfriend Megan’s a magician’s assistant.
She’s a good Catholic, and she’s saving herself for marriage.
So, she borrowed two sets of Mismade Girl boxes from her boss.
Her roommate Sally got into one set, and Megan separated her into four sections.
“Now do it to me,” she said, getting into the other set.
She then had me put her head on Sally’s body.
I opened Sally’s head box. “Are you okay with this?” I asked.
“Fuck her brains out,” she said, grinning. “God, she needs it.”
So, I did.
I ended up marrying Sally.
Because her blowjobs were spectacular.