As soon as the Coronavirus hit the headlines, the profiteers hit the ad banners.
Breathing masks, latex gloves, bulk hand sanitizer, and doomsday prepper kits.
Not to mention the homeopathic herbal supplements that the manufacturers claim to cure the thing.
“Did you know that chewing garlic can protect you from it?” one ad says.
Well, it’ll certainly keep people from wanting to come near your awful breath.
But one good sneeze and wipe of the hands on a doorknob, and that plan gets blown to hell.
So, if you need me, I’ll be down in my bomb shelter.
Boiling everything.