George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
While his shipmates looted gold and silver and gems, he only managed to grab a movie projector and several reels of film.
That night, George set up the projector, and showed “Casablanca” on the mainsail.
The crew loved it.
“More!” they shouted.
Town after town, George would grab more movies and show them.
His crewmates would steal cases of whiskey to drink, and they even grabbed a popcorn machine to make snacks.
Other ships would anchor by George’s ship and watch, too.
Their Rocky Horror Nights were utterly ghastly.