Lost sock

When you find a sock in the middle of the floor, you know the dog has gotten into the laundry.
Or the cat. Or the kid.
At least you can yell at a kid and you might have a hope that they learn to clean up.
Dogs take a bit more effort to train. Spray bottles and shock collars.
For kids, too. Just don’t get caught.
And cats, well, good luck. Better put locks on everything.
I don’t wear socks.
Or have kids. Or dogs.
And cats, well, I fill all the unused socks with catnip and let them play.

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