The eye doctor

After working from home for a few weeks, my eyes started to bother me.
I used to wear glasses, but don’t any more.
Maybe I need to wear glasses again?
So, I made an appointment to have my eyes checked.
The doctor told me to read the chart.
I said “Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang Walla walla, bing bang.”
I’m beginning to think he isn’t a licensed ophthalmologist.
He may be, in fact, a witch doctor.
But at least he’s in my insurance network, I don’t have to wait weeks for an appointment, and the copay is reasonable.