My phone sends all callers to voicemail.
The ringtone is an empty sound file. So, it’s silence.
The carrier transcribes all my voicemail automatically and sends me a text.
Why call it a phone at all?
And since I rarely leave home, I rarely use the cellular capabilities, so why call it a cellular device?
Considering all the dumb answers I get from Siri, I ‘m not calling it a smartphone.
It’s just a thing that I use. While in my car.
My car has no keys. Just a fob and a pushbutton engine.
I should invent some new nouns.