So, I like fancy soaps.
Ones that smell good and look good.
There was this shop at Disney World that had cool art soaps.
I bought a bunch of them.
But eventually, I used up the last one.
So, I looked up the store web site, and ordered more.
And they arrived.
Three days later, I get an email asking me to review the soap.
Six bars in 3 days? Seriously?
So, I said I loved them.
They were easy to carve into guns, and helped me escape from prison.
And where can I go to thank them in person?