When Billie was little, she read that girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Being a curious kid, she decided to test this scientifically.
Inviting her schoolmates over one after the other, she put them through various tests.
If you could call them tests. Most just involved a carving knife and a grinder.
She then tried to make new friends by mixing sugar and spice and everything nice.
But she broke the Kitchenaid’s mixing bowl.
“They’re made of meat, bone, and blood,” she wrote in her diary.
She never did earn any badges for her Scouts sash.