At first, my WiFi router had no password, and people mocked me for not being secure.
Then I set it to password, and people mocked me for being lazy.
Then I let it set the password to a random phrase, and people mocked me for not being clever enough to come up with something easy to remember or type.
Then I set the password to three random words and a number, and people mocked me for being simple and silly.
Finally, I locked my WiFi. And when people ask me for the password, I tell them to go fuck themselves.