Freddy liked to watch the home decoration shows on TV.
The ones where some renovators would buy a house, tear it down, clean it up, and sell it.
Looking around the house… the old bathrooms… the tiny pantry… the awful floors… he said, “I can do this.”
So, Freddy bought a sledgehammer and started demolishing everything.
He had a dumpster delivered, and he hauled the debris out to it.
When everything was torn down and hauled away, he drew up some plans and wrote up a shopping list.
And that’s when the people he was house sitting for came home.