My family’s always asking me to go to Starbucks to pick up coffee.
We started with a coffee maker with a coffee pot, but that wasn’t good enough.
Then there was the one I got with the pods.
Variety packs with every pod they made.
Not good enough.
The espresso machine? Too complicated.
You need a college degree to run it.
A degree in sociology or psychology, mind you.
Starbucks is full of baristas with those worthless degrees.
And the espresso machine that ran on pods wasn’t good enough.
I sold them all on eBay.
Except for the coffee pot.