Passport ID

I recently got a new passport.
Work wanted me to travel to Europe for a conference.
So, I got my photo, filled out the forms, and expedited the process.
Six weeks and two hundred bucks later, I have a nice new passport.
And nowhere to use it. The conference was cancelled because of the pandemic.
Using a passport as a photo ID is always fun.
Feels kinda hoity-toity compared to a mere driver’s license.
Especially when it’s a new passport book, no stamps, and the clerk asks where I’ve been.
I say “To the DMV to replace my driver’s license.”