George the wrestler

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When George wasn’t out on the high seas, he was in the wrestling ring under the name of The Almighty George.
George was as good a wrestler as he was a pirate, so he lost a lot of matches and collected many cuts and bruises.
So George became a heel and patsy, making hero wrestlers look good by beating him.
Doormat George was dragged around so many rings, thrown against every turnbuckle and rope, and pinned to every mat.
George returned to the ship and hung up his mask.