George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Every time the captain would bring on a new recruit, he’d put that new recruit in George’s bunk.
George would complain, but the captain told him to stop whining and find another place to sleep.
After moving around the whole ship, George ended up in the crow’s nest.
It was quiet up there, but the ship swayed a lot, and George frequently vomited over the side and on to the pirates standing on deck.
“Serves them right for stealing my bunk,” George muttered, before heaving up his guts again.