George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The captain ordered the crew not to sell Girl Scout cookies for their daughters, well, the daughters that they knew about, but you know pirates.
They’re always breaking the rules.
Even the captain would pass around an order sheet, and everyone knew that he didn’t have any children.
George signed up for all of them, but when it came time for delivery, George never got his cookies.
There was some kind of mistake at the warehouse or distributor or something.
To tell the truth, George didn’t really like cookies.