George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
This didn’t stop him from joining The Secret Pirate Club.
He’d slip into the alley, knock on the door, and a panel would slide open.
“What’s the password?” whispered a voice.
“Dead men tell no tales,” whispered George back.
“Your password has expired,” whispered the voice. “Please select a new password.”
George tried to, but the voice insisted that the password needed a capital letter, a symbol, no spaces…
Then it insisted on two-factor authentication on a thumbprint-secured smartphone.
George grumbled, pulled out his iPhone, and searched for signal.