George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He was always hitting the capslock key when typing up memos .
“That’s shouting,” said the captain. “Only the bosun is supposed to shout.”
“Do you shout?” asked George.
“No,” said the captain. “That’s what the bosun is for.”
To solve the problem, George took the capslock key off of his keyboard.
But he forgot to unset capslock.
“Order a new keyboard,” said the captain. “And just hold the shift key to get lower case while you wait. Oh, and…”
“YOU’RE AN IDIOT!” shouted the bosun.
“See?” said the captain.