George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
His captain was annoyed at the fact he’d tell George to do something, and then. days later, he’d find out that George had screwed it up.
“I’m tired of waiting to find out that you’ve screwed up my orders!” yelled the captain. “I want this nonsense to stop!”
The captain hoped that George would stop making so many mistakes.
Instead, George learned how to screw up quicker. And louder.
That way, the captain didn’t have to wait so long.
“On second thought, I’d rather not know,” said the captain.