George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He started carrying around a teacup Chihuahua in a tiny orange vest.
“It’s my emotional support animal,” said George, pulling out a doctor’s note.
“Fine,” said the captain. “Just make sure the dog doesn’t get scurvy.”
Other pirates brought aboard their emotional support animals.
Dogs, pigs, cats, chickens… you name it, they brought them.
Things got out of hand quickly, with dogs chasing cats, a boa constrictor eating all the pet rats, and nightly cockfights.
The captain banned all the animals, but only after winning a few cockfight bets.