George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He also wasn’t very courteous to his fellow shipmates.
He’d shave in the morning, and leave the stubble in the sink.
He’d pee with the seat down and splash all over it, and then he wouldn’t wipe it off.
Instead of tossing his used toilet paper in the toilet to flush, he’d toss it in the wastebin.
He’d drink a flagon of grog, and then put his unclean flagon back on the shelf.
George didn’t get invited to a lot of birthday parties.
That’s okay. He didn’t like cake.