George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He was nervous about flying, and he took dramamine pills to prevent air sickness.
Then, he’d have a few shots of courage at the airport bar, followed by little bottles of Jack Daniels while on the plane.
“It’s hard to build a ship in a bottle,” George told the flight attendant, “but tiny bottles? Crazy!”
The captain turned the seat belt signs back on, and George rose up and demanded a mutiny.
The air marshal tased George, and he spent the rest of the flight handcuffed to the toilet.