George and the name tags

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
There’s a lot of turnover on a pirate ship, so it’s hard to remember names.
George tried to get his shipmates to wear nametags.
The problem was, by the time the nametags were ready at the printer, most of the crew had been killed and they’d recruited new pirates.
George bought a stack of HELLO, MY NAME IS stickers and a sharpee pen.
Most pirates are illiterate, so they drew an X or a dick.
George gave up and called everyone “Smitty.”
Everyone else called George “that annoying dick.”