George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He liked to make model pirate ships.
The problem was, his crewmates were always stealing the glue for his models and sniffing it.
By the time he had a model assembled and he was ready to glue it together, the glue tube would be empty.
He’d go back to the store for glue, but when he got back to the ship, someone had already smashed the model ship.
George switched to Legos, and he assembled them in taverns.
Beer and whiskey were far more intoxicating than the modeling glue.