George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
On a scale from one to ten, when asked how good of a pirate George is, most pirates would ask if zero is an option.
When you tell pirates that the lowest number on the scale is one, so zero isn’t available as an option, they get very angry, and will draw their cutlass and threaten to cut your throat.
George, on the other hand, would rate himself an eleven.
Once again don’t correct him on the numbers. He might draw his sword and drop it on your foot.