George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Still, the network wanted George to star in their reality show.
Their first idea was to follow George around, but whatever equipment survived the shipwrecks was stolen and fenced by his crewmates.
The producers changed the format to teams of contestants performing pirate tasks, and George acting as the host.
Frustrated with sponsorship and product placement, George tore down the Jolly Roger flag with the McDonalds logo in the middle.
“I’ll be in my trailer,” he growled.
George didn’t have a trailer. He just wandered around the backlot, growling.