George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He was careless with the ship’s supplies, and they were always running out of whale oil for the lamps.
So, George scrounged, and he found a box of Pumpkin Spice Yankee Candles that he’d been meaning to wrap as Christmas presents.
He distributed them throughout the ship and lit the wicks.
Then, he went to sleep.
When he woke up, the whole ship reeked of pumpkins, and he had a craving for pumpkin pie.
Everyone did.
“Set a course for the Whidbey Island Pie Shop!” shouted George. “Full sail!”