George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He made a lot of mistakes and caused a lot of accidents.
One of them put the captain in the hospital with a broken leg.
George visited him there every day.
“You’re in our thoughts and prayers,” George said.
The First Mate prayed for the captain to die so he could become captain.
The cabin boy thought about escaping. And he prayed for freedom.
George, well, he tended not to think much about things.
Which is why he made a lot of mistakes and caused a lot of accidents.