George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Pirates need a variety of skills to survive on the seas, and George’s skillset could best be described as “fake it till you make it.”
“Sure, I know Spanish,” said George, crossing the gangplank to the galleon they’d just captured.
He looked over the manifest and pointed out what to take and what to dump.
“Keep pants on your head and watch turtles!” George shouted at the captured crew, as they watched crates of gold go overboard while George had barrels of preserved corpses hauled out of the hold.