George and Ferdinand

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He wasn’t much of a fighter.
Just like that bull, Ferdinand, who’d rather smell flowers than fight.
One day, as George was walking through a meadow, he came across Ferdinand, who was smelling the flowers.
George sat down next to the bull, and they enjoyed the peaceful evening.
Then, George led Ferdinand back to the ship, and the pirate crew slaughtered him and they had a huge feast.
The next day, George went back to the meadow and enjoyed it alone, without a huge stinking animal next to him.