George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Because he failed on the high seas, he tried his hand on the rails.
That’s right. George became a train robber, but he wasn’t a very good train robber.
His timing was a bit off, and he’d swing from his ship’s mast behind the passing train, ending up falling into the berm.
But then, it was better than falling ahead of the passing train.
Once he got aboard, he’d draw his pistols and…
“Ticket, please,” said the conductor.
George shrugged and got off.
And went back to his ship.