George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
These days, it’s all about branding. Social media presence.
George dominated the Pirate scene online, with millions of followers on Twitter and Instagram.
His YouTube videos were all over Facebook.
Maybe that’s why he wasn’t a very good pirate.
While all the other pirates looted and pillaged, George snapped selfies and rocked the #pirate hashtag.
Once, he swung his selfie stick instead of his cutlass, and he broke his smartphone.
“At least you’re finally looting,” said the captain as he watched George steal a replacement and swap sim cards.