George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
People accused George of being lazy, but George always felt tired.
Maybe it was an iron deficiency? Or some sort of hormonal issue?
Perhaps George’s immune system was weak?
And then there was the constant stress of other pirates bullying George and calling him lazy.
This caused George to worry, causing even more stress.
It was a vicious cycle. George became worse and worse of a pirate.
The depression turned suicidal, and he tried to walk the plank.
Right on to the ship.
He couldn’t even get that right.