George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Instead of sailing the seven seas, plundering and looting, he spent a lot of time with his realtor, looking at houses.
There was always something wrong with the property… too much noise, poor school system, a seedy neighborhood.
There was always an excuse to keep looking.
One day, after a long walkthrough, George was happy.
Nothing was wrong with the house. The owners were looking to move out and sell quickly.
“It’s perfect,” said George. The long-frustrated realtor was delighted.
Until George’s shipmates showed up and looted the place.