We all know the old adage: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Well, if you give the man other animals, strange things happen.
If you give a man a goose, he’ll punch you and tell you to stop.
If you give a man a slug, he’ll punch you back harder.
If you give a man a ram… well… I’m not getting into that.
And if you give a man a fly, he can finally take a leak without having to pull down his pants.
Just in case you were thinking about giving him a ram.