Every day, Charlie Brown would get a new kite, and without fail, it would end up in the kite-eating tree.
He never gave up. He kept trying. And he kept failing.
One day, he flew a rainbow-colored kite, and the kite ate it.
“This tree is a LGBT-hating tree!” shouted Charlie.
Peppermint Patty and Marcie showed up with axes, and they chopped down the tree.
Yes, I know, there’s no such things as a gay-hating tree.
Marcie the Genius should know better.
However, Charlie had borrowed her kite, so she was a too angry to think straight at the moment.