The Holy Land Theme Park doesn’t have any rides.
“The Gospel is the greatest ride of all time,” said the park’s owners. “Come take a ride with Jesus.”
There were protests at the opening of the park, calling their hiring practices discriminatory against non-believers.
Other protests called the park a giant fraud when the owners claimed religious tax exemptions.
And then there were those who accused the owners of trying to commercialize their faith.
One guy in a robe and beard overturned the security tables.
He was dragged away, and rumored to have been crucified.
So, how’s your Goliath burger?