Good morning, Miss Cavanaugh

Back in my day, I went to a one-room schoolhouse.
And Miss Cavanaugh taught everybody, from toddlers to teenagers.
All of the kids were brought to the VR lab and hooked into the colony’s computer.
Jacked into our lessons individually, with a personalized lesson plan and curriculum.
With our own Miss Cavanaugh.
Everyone came out book smart, but even with breaks and evenings and weekends, we came out socially awkward as all hell.
They changed up the simulations to include friends, rivals, cliques, and bullies.
It works so much better now. Miss Cavanaugh agrees.
And she never wants to retire.